RE: SNL Bailout Skit - George Soros Doesn't Like It
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From: Leo Krayola is Voting 4 Chuck Baldwin 2008
Date: 08 Oct 2008, 10:15
SNL Bailout Skit - George Soros Doesn't Like It
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From: Rainb☼♪angles
Date: Oct 8, 2008 3:13 AM
Rainbojangles
Rainbojangles
I made a new animation. Enjoy.
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Date: 07 Oct 2008, 22:10
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Censorship of SNL skit critical of Democrats and Soros....
Mature
....
The democRats daddy warbucks; convicted felon and con-man George Soros, didnt like the SNL skit...so now its being 'removed from circulation'
censorship...just like the nazis
The forbidden skit: Full transcript and screenshots of SNL’s Soros/Sandler bailout satire
By Michelle Malkin • October 7, 2008 01:06 AM
NBC is furiously erasing its tracks. Any attempts to upload the f More..orbidden SNL bailout skit skewering George Soros and his left-wing subprime schemer friends Herbert and Marion Sandler will likely be squashed. So, I transcribed the whole comedy sketch for you and provided screenshots for the 7-minute video that has disappeared from NBC and Hulu. (Pat Dollard’s blog has posted the full clip on its server. Thanks to Ms. Underestimated for the .wmv file)
The hits on the Sandlers ( “People who should be shot”) and Soros ( “Owner, Democratic Party”) occur near the end of the skit
***
Announcer: Next on C-SPAN, President Bush, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Congressman Barney Frank appeared earlier today at a joint press conference to comment on the financial bailout measure just passed by Congress
Bush: Good afternoon. On Friday, this Congress was able to put aside its differences and come together in the bipartisan spirit to pass legislation that was absolutely vital to ensure world confidence in our financial markets and prevent a collapse of credit which would have had a catastrophic effect on our economy. Approving this bill was the right thing to do and I commend our legislators for their actions. Speaker Pelosi
Pelosi: Thank you, Mr. President. I, too, applaud Congress for this vote and add that without your vote, this bill might well have failed. Even though this crisis was 100 percent the fault of your administration and it’s insane economic policies. And though I’m sure you’ll agree, you will go down in history as our worst president ever. This one time, you did manage to not screw things up and I wanna acknowledge that
Bush: Thank you, Madame Speaker. I was glad to do it
Frank: Let me add, Mr. President, I was also pleased to see that for the first time during your eight years in office and possibly your entire life, you were able to demonstrate leadership, not to mention simple human decency
Bush: You bet, you bet
Pelosi: Let’s not forget, Mr. President, that it was the Democrats that first sounded the alarm about the risky mortgage loans that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were encouraging and that your party resisted all our efforts to rein them in
Bush: W-w-w-w-ait Wasn’t it my administration that warned about the problem six years ago? And it was the Democrats that refused to listen?!
Pelosi: What? Who told you that? That’s crazy. It was completely the other way around
Frank: Actually. This time, he’s sort of right
Pelosi: Shhh! Don’t say anything. He doesn’t know. Now, there was another point we wanted to make here and you are welcome to stay
Bush: Thank you. I’d like that
Pelosi: Back there would be better
Bush: No problem
Pelosi: In the past few weeks, this debate has focused on the wisdom of government intervention in the housing markets. What hasn’t been talked about is that behind every home foreclosure, there is a story of real suffering by real Americans. People who, but for the grace of God, could be you or your neighbors. And today, we’d like to introduce you to some of them
Michael McCune and Jerome Gant, two ordinary Americans whose only crime was to play by the rules and who now find themselves facing eviction from their homes
Please tell us your story
Michael: Uh, well, to start. I still don’t understand how this happened to me. I mean, I fit all the requirements for a subprime mortgage. Uh, no credit history
Jerome: Same here
Michael: No job
Jerome: Me neither
Michael: Minor criminal record
Jerome: Ditto
Michael: Dishonorable discharge from the Army
Jerome: Yeah, I got mine right here
Michael: Uh, drug problems
Jerome: Me, too
Michael: Uh, alcohol problems
Jerome: Guilty as charged
Michael: Gambling addiction
Jerome: Yeah
Michael: Pregnant girlfriend — actually, two pregnant girlfriends
Jerome: Just the one
Well, I was talked into a balloon mortgage. Where you move into the house. And then you get to live in it. And you don’t have to, like, pay money or anything to the bank. But then later, you do
Jerome: Yeah, what up with dat?
Michael: I mean, you could say I’m a double victim, since I never had a job and now I don’t have a home!
Jerome: Well, I’m a triple victim, because now I’ve been charged with arson for allegedly setting fire to the house they evicted me from
Pelosi: You are both in our thoughts. (Hugs Michael. Won’t hug Jerome)
This is Greg Phillips and his wife, Judy How did the housing collapse affect you?
My wife and I bought two dozen time-share condos which we heavily mortgaged in order to flip them 6 months later for triple the purchase price and then the real estate market tanked
Pelosi: And you were doing this through…
Judy: Misrepresentation
Pelosi: No, I meant, did you do this out of your home…
Judy: Out of greed
Greg: Yes, out of greed
Pelosi: And now, with the real estate market down, you’re stuck with two dozen time-share condos that you can’t sell…
Judy: Unless we can sell them for, like, 10 percent more than we paid
Pelosi: So, you can’t make your mortgage payments
Greg: Not without selling the boat. Or putting off essential cosmetic surgery
Pelosi: And who is this? This is Crystal, our surrogate mother
Crystal: Waaaazup?
Judy: You see, I can’t have children…without getting bad stretch marks
Pelosi: You are also in our thoughts and prayers
This is Herbert and Marion Sandler. Tell us your story
Herbert Sandler: My wife and I had a company which aggressively marketed subprime mortgages, and then bundled them into securities to sell to banks such as Wachovia. Today, our portfolio is worth almost nothing — though at one point, it was worth close to $19 billion
Pelosi: My God. I am so sorry. Were you able to sell it for anything
Herbert Sandler: Yes, for $24 billion
Pelosi: I see. So in that sense, you’re not so to speak, actual victims
Herbert Sandler (chuckling): Oh, no. That would be Wachovia Bank
Marion Sandler: Actually, we’ve done quite well. We’re very happy
Herbert Sandler: We were sort of wondering why you asked us to come today
Marion Sandler: Anyway, it’s delightful to see you, Nancy. (Kisses Pelosi)
Herbert Sandler: And thank you, Congressman Frank, as well as many Republicans for helping block
Congressional oversight of our corrupt activities
Frank: Not at all. Let me say something else here. You know, many of you are probably wondering, “Where will that $700 billion missing from our economy go?” To help answer that, let me introduce our good friend, billionaire hedge fund manager, George Soros
Soros: So what became of zat $700 beellion dollars? Well, basically it belongs to me, now. Actually, it’s not even dollars anymore, but Swiss franks, since I have taken a short position against the dollar
Bush: Oh, really. That’s not good
Soros: You’re not to speak. I don’t like you
Yes, uh, zee U.S. dollar will have to be devalued sometime next week. Either Tuesday or Wednesday. I haven’t decided wheech yet. It will depend on how I feel
Frank: Thank you very much, Mr. Soros. You’re a great man
Soros: Could I just add that even though you know what’s coming, you won’t be able to do anything about it
Pelosi: You’re a wise man, Mr. Soros. And a powerful one
Frank: You are better than us
Soros (pointing to Anne Hathaway character): Your wife is physically attractive. Sell her to me, please
Greg and Judy: Sure. Ok
Announcer: We’ll now leave this press conference and join a discussion of Sen. McCain’s foreign policy positions already in progress. Gov. Palin is about to say something embarrassing
Rainbojangles
From: Leo Krayola is Voting 4 Chuck Baldwin 2008
Date: 08 Oct 2008, 10:15
SNL Bailout Skit - George Soros Doesn't Like It
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Rainb☼♪angles
Date: Oct 8, 2008 3:13 AM
Rainbojangles
I made a new animation. Enjoy.
Thanks
Stace The Wizer
Truth Seeker Against The New World Order™
Truth Seeker Against The New World Order™
REPOST & MAKE IT VIRAL!!!
Orwellian Bob
Fin
Date: 07 Oct 2008, 22:10
From: Chrissay 3Λ07ved Enough To Vote 3rd Party
NOW how free do you feel ?
Scruffy: Enemy Combatant, VOTING THIRD PARTY
juan
Censorship of SNL skit critical of Democrats and Soros....
Mature
....
The democRats daddy warbucks; convicted felon and con-man George Soros, didnt like the SNL skit...so now its being 'removed from circulation'
censorship...just like the nazis
The forbidden skit: Full transcript and screenshots of SNL’s Soros/Sandler bailout satire
By Michelle Malkin • October 7, 2008 01:06 AM
NBC is furiously erasing its tracks. Any attempts to upload the f More..orbidden SNL bailout skit skewering George Soros and his left-wing subprime schemer friends Herbert and Marion Sandler will likely be squashed. So, I transcribed the whole comedy sketch for you and provided screenshots for the 7-minute video that has disappeared from NBC and Hulu. (Pat Dollard’s blog has posted the full clip on its server. Thanks to Ms. Underestimated for the .wmv file)
The hits on the Sandlers ( “People who should be shot”) and Soros ( “Owner, Democratic Party”) occur near the end of the skit
***
Announcer: Next on C-SPAN, President Bush, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Congressman Barney Frank appeared earlier today at a joint press conference to comment on the financial bailout measure just passed by Congress
Bush: Good afternoon. On Friday, this Congress was able to put aside its differences and come together in the bipartisan spirit to pass legislation that was absolutely vital to ensure world confidence in our financial markets and prevent a collapse of credit which would have had a catastrophic effect on our economy. Approving this bill was the right thing to do and I commend our legislators for their actions. Speaker Pelosi
Pelosi: Thank you, Mr. President. I, too, applaud Congress for this vote and add that without your vote, this bill might well have failed. Even though this crisis was 100 percent the fault of your administration and it’s insane economic policies. And though I’m sure you’ll agree, you will go down in history as our worst president ever. This one time, you did manage to not screw things up and I wanna acknowledge that
Bush: Thank you, Madame Speaker. I was glad to do it
Frank: Let me add, Mr. President, I was also pleased to see that for the first time during your eight years in office and possibly your entire life, you were able to demonstrate leadership, not to mention simple human decency
Bush: You bet, you bet
Pelosi: Let’s not forget, Mr. President, that it was the Democrats that first sounded the alarm about the risky mortgage loans that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were encouraging and that your party resisted all our efforts to rein them in
Bush: W-w-w-w-ait Wasn’t it my administration that warned about the problem six years ago? And it was the Democrats that refused to listen?!
Pelosi: What? Who told you that? That’s crazy. It was completely the other way around
Frank: Actually. This time, he’s sort of right
Pelosi: Shhh! Don’t say anything. He doesn’t know. Now, there was another point we wanted to make here and you are welcome to stay
Bush: Thank you. I’d like that
Pelosi: Back there would be better
Bush: No problem
Pelosi: In the past few weeks, this debate has focused on the wisdom of government intervention in the housing markets. What hasn’t been talked about is that behind every home foreclosure, there is a story of real suffering by real Americans. People who, but for the grace of God, could be you or your neighbors. And today, we’d like to introduce you to some of them
Michael McCune and Jerome Gant, two ordinary Americans whose only crime was to play by the rules and who now find themselves facing eviction from their homes
Please tell us your story
Michael: Uh, well, to start. I still don’t understand how this happened to me. I mean, I fit all the requirements for a subprime mortgage. Uh, no credit history
Jerome: Same here
Michael: No job
Jerome: Me neither
Michael: Minor criminal record
Jerome: Ditto
Michael: Dishonorable discharge from the Army
Jerome: Yeah, I got mine right here
Michael: Uh, drug problems
Jerome: Me, too
Michael: Uh, alcohol problems
Jerome: Guilty as charged
Michael: Gambling addiction
Jerome: Yeah
Michael: Pregnant girlfriend — actually, two pregnant girlfriends
Jerome: Just the one
Well, I was talked into a balloon mortgage. Where you move into the house. And then you get to live in it. And you don’t have to, like, pay money or anything to the bank. But then later, you do
Jerome: Yeah, what up with dat?
Michael: I mean, you could say I’m a double victim, since I never had a job and now I don’t have a home!
Jerome: Well, I’m a triple victim, because now I’ve been charged with arson for allegedly setting fire to the house they evicted me from
Pelosi: You are both in our thoughts. (Hugs Michael. Won’t hug Jerome)
This is Greg Phillips and his wife, Judy How did the housing collapse affect you?
My wife and I bought two dozen time-share condos which we heavily mortgaged in order to flip them 6 months later for triple the purchase price and then the real estate market tanked
Pelosi: And you were doing this through…
Judy: Misrepresentation
Pelosi: No, I meant, did you do this out of your home…
Judy: Out of greed
Greg: Yes, out of greed
Pelosi: And now, with the real estate market down, you’re stuck with two dozen time-share condos that you can’t sell…
Judy: Unless we can sell them for, like, 10 percent more than we paid
Pelosi: So, you can’t make your mortgage payments
Greg: Not without selling the boat. Or putting off essential cosmetic surgery
Pelosi: And who is this? This is Crystal, our surrogate mother
Crystal: Waaaazup?
Judy: You see, I can’t have children…without getting bad stretch marks
Pelosi: You are also in our thoughts and prayers
This is Herbert and Marion Sandler. Tell us your story
Herbert Sandler: My wife and I had a company which aggressively marketed subprime mortgages, and then bundled them into securities to sell to banks such as Wachovia. Today, our portfolio is worth almost nothing — though at one point, it was worth close to $19 billion
Pelosi: My God. I am so sorry. Were you able to sell it for anything
Herbert Sandler: Yes, for $24 billion
Pelosi: I see. So in that sense, you’re not so to speak, actual victims
Herbert Sandler (chuckling): Oh, no. That would be Wachovia Bank
Marion Sandler: Actually, we’ve done quite well. We’re very happy
Herbert Sandler: We were sort of wondering why you asked us to come today
Marion Sandler: Anyway, it’s delightful to see you, Nancy. (Kisses Pelosi)
Herbert Sandler: And thank you, Congressman Frank, as well as many Republicans for helping block
Congressional oversight of our corrupt activities
Frank: Not at all. Let me say something else here. You know, many of you are probably wondering, “Where will that $700 billion missing from our economy go?” To help answer that, let me introduce our good friend, billionaire hedge fund manager, George Soros
Soros: So what became of zat $700 beellion dollars? Well, basically it belongs to me, now. Actually, it’s not even dollars anymore, but Swiss franks, since I have taken a short position against the dollar
Bush: Oh, really. That’s not good
Soros: You’re not to speak. I don’t like you
Yes, uh, zee U.S. dollar will have to be devalued sometime next week. Either Tuesday or Wednesday. I haven’t decided wheech yet. It will depend on how I feel
Frank: Thank you very much, Mr. Soros. You’re a great man
Soros: Could I just add that even though you know what’s coming, you won’t be able to do anything about it
Pelosi: You’re a wise man, Mr. Soros. And a powerful one
Frank: You are better than us
Soros (pointing to Anne Hathaway character): Your wife is physically attractive. Sell her to me, please
Greg and Judy: Sure. Ok
Announcer: We’ll now leave this press conference and join a discussion of Sen. McCain’s foreign policy positions already in progress. Gov. Palin is about to say something embarrassing
Rainbojangles
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